Oh, I’ve Got a New Knee, Mama!

Hey, all you wonderful people who’ve contributed to my GoFundMe, I have a new knee! It may be buried under a mountain of Tylenols, Oxys and a host of non-infection drugs, but it’s in there. I’ve had it three days. The surgeon says the waves of pain will subside in a few days once the swelling goes down, but no longer does my LazyBoy recliner resemble my entire future. What a relief and thanks for your help. Once I can bend this knee again I’m going to grab my 12-strings and work back up to performance level and yes, hit the storyteller’s road! After I rev up my team of Muse-steeds, I’ll ride my flaming chariot up into the clouds! I’ll…

Well, you get the idea.

Thanks for your ongoing support. I’ll be performing again starting in October. If you would like to book a performance, please do. The summer sale at my online download shop (including The Odyssey, which puts Nolan to shame) is still ongoing. https://www.oddsbodkin.net/shop/the-odyssey-collection-parts-i-ii-iii-iv/

Best,

Odds Bodkin

Storyteller, Poet, musician

 

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Odds Bodkin GoFundMe June Update: Recovering from 40 Days in the Hospital

Odds Bodkin Countdown to a New Knee—June 2026

Small doings, Big doings…

Hello friends and supporters of my GoFundMe fundraiser (https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-odds-bodkins-recovery-journey)

For better or worse, all my bodily parts are original issue—bones, ears, eyes, heart, lungs, even these old teeth—and so to contemplate something other than my original parts installed inside me makes me squirm a little. All my life I’ve been blessed with good health; the worst has been flus in winter. And so it’s as if fate saved up every life-threatening condition destined for me and packed them into a narrow forty-day timeframe over this past December. A lifetime of illnesses passed through me during that dream-like period in the hospital. I won’t bore you with the maladies list, but I can say I had a total of forty doctors attend to me. Good grief, it sounds Biblical, doesn’t it? And it rained doctors for forty days. The maw of death closed around me, but kept deciding to spit me out, I guess, not quite ready to chew that hard. Thank you, doctors at Concord Hospital. You saved my life. I’ve had to wait for this new body part because sepsis caused all this and the doctors won’t open me up until six months have passed.

So, if all goes well, on July 20th I’ll enter surgery for a new knee. Three months after that, I’ll be walking again. It’s been a long wait.

Meanwhile I’m stuck in my recliner in the living room, as I have been since I came home from the hospital in January. Missed Christmas. Missed New Years. Missed my darling wife Mil who almost expired from worry herself. Can’t walk, and so can’t go out and do shows, my lifelong bread and butter. Since I rely on basic Medicare, a constant fallout of unwelcome medical bills lands in my mailbox every other day.

One good thing: I’ve lost thirty pounds, which makes me happy. I was getting a bit plump. Another good thing. Jenny, my son Christopher’s wife, just gave us a second granddaughter a week ago: Guinevere McKenzie Bodkin. She’s healthy and beautiful and our fourth grandchild.

Yet another good thing: Gavin my son and I are still making steady progress toward completing the illustrated Rowan Canticles, my epic fantasy in verse, with full audio. 11 hours long in three books, or canticles. Although all the verse and voices are completely human-made by yours truly, I have learned to use ChatGPT to create the illustrations. It’s really fun, like having a genius painter by your side who accepts your directions and creates a fresh painting in about a minute. These sorts of images will be among them.

Here, for instance, is Skarnagvidelf, a noble tree ogre, looking down at his friend Devlin, who has been absorbed into a rogue Rowan tree; it is eating Devlin’s power in order to grow gigantic.

Next is my heroine, Gudrunlod, shocked that an old fish seller seems to know her, but instead is mistaking her for her murdered mother from two decades ago.

Lastly is Devlin, powering Gudrunlod’s spells once they’ve discovered their confluence of energies.

You get the idea. We hope to publish by the Holidays.

So, that’s my progress report for this month. Again, thank you for donating to my fund. Some of you have been incredibly generous. Please let a friend know and if you can, help me keep going, finish the Canticles, and get back on the road with stories once again. Every little bit helps.

Best,

Odds Bodkin Storyteller, Musician, Poet Bradford, New Hampshire

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Introducing THE ROWAN CANTICLES: Odds Bodkin has Created a New Epic

Dear storytelling aficionado,

If you’ve enjoyed my spoken-word storytellings over the years, thank you. Here’s something quite different: an immense and challenging literary work. Rhymes. Archiac words. Convoluted metaphors. In other words, literary fun that runs for 13,000 rhyming lines.

It’s THE ROWAN CANTICLES: A Tale Told in the Ancient Manner.

And you can listen to it as well. Each week I’ll be posting a new Canto (think chapter) on Substack, both in text and audio. I’ll be reading the epic myself using numerous character voices and adding background music. The Cantos run from 3 to 10 minutes long.

If you’re ready to dive in and want to start from the beginning, start with Canto I.

And to help you digest any rare or archaic words I’ve used in the text,  you’ll also find a glossary that tracks the story, right on each Canto page.

Lastly, for anyone who enjoys puzzles, I’ve woven in no few word games. As those Cantos appear, I’ll issue those challenges.

Thanks for considering visiting me once a week! Your comments are always welcome.

May the Muse be with you,

 

ODDS BODKIN

A Master Storyteller’s Guide to Accessing the Muse

Over the years, I’ve performed stories that run four hours or more. Afterward, someone inevitably approaches me and asks, “How did you memorize all that?”

I always give the same answer:
“I don’t memorize anything. I work with my Muse.”

That response usually earns a puzzled look. So let’s talk about what I mean.

What Is the Muse?

The word “Muse” comes from Ancient Greece. It’s the root of words we use every day – music, museum, amusement. The Greeks imagined nine Muses, divine figures who inspired poetry, history, song, and science.

The word inspiration itself means “to breathe in.” The Greeks believed that when an artist began to create, the Muse literally breathed ideas into the performer.

When Homer began The Iliad, he didn’t say, “I am about to tell you a story.” He opened with:

“Anger be now your song, immortal one,
Akhilleus’ anger, doomed and ruinous,
that caused the Akhaians loss on bitter loss
and crowded brave souls into the undergloom,
leaving so many dead men…”

He was invoking Calliope, the Muse of eloquence. In other words, he was asking for help. He was acknowledging that the task ahead, reciting a 15,000-line epic, required something beyond memory. Homer was stepping aside so the story could come through him.

He does the same at the beginning of The Odyssey:

“Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
of that man skilled in all ways of contending,
the wanderer, harried for years on end,
after he plundered the stronghold
on the proud height of Troy.”

Not about me. Through me.

Centuries later, John Milton did something similar when writing Paradise Lost. As a Christian, he invoked the Holy Spirit rather than a Greek goddess, but the principle was the same: before attempting something vast, he asked for inspiration.

Across centuries and cultures, artists have recognized this: creative work is not purely mechanical. It is relational. You prepare, yes, but then you open yourself to something larger.

What This Means for Modern Storytellers

You don’t have to believe in Greek goddesses to access your Muse.

Call it imagination, call it the unconscious mind, call it creative flow. The label doesn’t matter nearly as much as the practice.

For me, the Muse is closely tied to imagery. Notice that the word imagination contains the word image. When I tell a story, I’m not reciting memorized paragraphs. I’m watching a movie inside my mind.

If I can clearly see the snow blowing across a mountain ridge, I don’t have to remember what to say about it. The words arise naturally from the image. If I hear the creak of a ship’s timbers in a storm, I don’t search for language, the language follows the sensory experience.

The work, then, is not memorization. The work is building vivid, living inner imagery.

I’ll explore practical methods for strengthening mental imagery in future posts. It’s a skill that can be developed deliberately.

The Ritual of Invocation

Before almost every performance, I stand backstage with my 12-string guitar. The curtain is drawn. The audience hums beyond it. I walk in the half-light, playing fragments of themes I’ll use later.

And then, quietly, I ask for help.

“Oh Muse,” I say, “please come tonight. I’m just a human being. These people are waiting.”

Is this superstition? Perhaps. But psychologically, it does something powerful. It shifts me from ego to service. It reminds me that the story matters more than my performance of it.

That small ritual steadies my nerves. It opens the door.

And when it works (as it usually does) the imagery begins to flow. I can see, hear, smell, and feel the world of the story. At that point, I’m no longer performing from memory. I’m reporting from experience.

How You Can Access Your Muse

Here are a few practical steps:

  1. Shift from memorizing words to building images.
    Ask yourself: What does this scene look like? Sound like? Feel like?
  2. Create a simple pre-performance ritual.
    It doesn’t have to be mystical. It can be as simple as taking a breath and consciously inviting your creativity to engage.
  3. Step aside.
    Don’t try to control every word. Trust the images you’ve built.
  4. Practice seeing before speaking.
    The clearer the inner picture, the more naturally language will arise.

The Muse isn’t a relic of ancient mythology. It’s a useful metaphor for a very real creative process. When you cultivate imagery and humility, you create conditions where inspiration can breathe in.

And once it does, the story tells itself.

More to follow.

– Odds Bodkin

Early Influences of Creator of Epic Rap Battles of History

How Did EpicLLOYD, Creator of Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube, Take Inspiration from Storyteller Odds Bodkin?

49 million views. 141 million views. 60 million views. Epic Rap Battles of History—irreverent short videos of historic figures dissing each other in character—features a talented chameleon voice artist, musician and creator named EpicLLOYD. He’s based in Los Angeles, but he grew up in New Hampshire. As a kid, his mother took him to Odds Bodkin shows and bought him Odds’ classic recordings.

Lloyd was never the same once he listened to Odds and discovered that one person can embody a universe of characters.

“I’ve been captivated by the wondrous talents of Odds Bodkin since I was a child. His ability to bring vibrant characters to life with his many voices and simultaneously weave them together with spellbinding music and storytelling is a true gift. A gift that he was blessed with, yes, but more so, a gift for all those he shares those talents with. Thanks for all of the inspiration and wonder, Odds, your work will certainly always serve as some of the earliest seeds to any character work I’ve ever brought to life myself.”  – EpicLLOYD, Epic Rap Battles of History

Share with your family the same Odds Bodkin stories Lloyd grew up with. They’re timeless entertainment. And now, they’re downloadable. Who knows who you’ll inspire?

EpicLLOYD recently listened to Odds’ latest audio epic, Voyage of the Waistgold, and wrote back, “I am now a Waistgold fan!” If you’re an adventurous adult, you’ll become one too.

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Late Arrivals – A Recollection of a Past Memory

Late Arrivals – A Recollection of a Past Memory

A gentle misting rain fell through the dark as Tom and I followed the crowd through the abandoned ticketing gates. Swept up in this river of people, we had just walked twelve miles through a long serpentine traffic jam to get here, having left our Greyhound bus far behind. The driver said, “All right. Everybody out. Can’t go any further.” And it was true. That day, the road up the rolling hills was packed with cars as far as the eye could see. We stepped down into throngs of walkers, envying the college students lucky enough to be perched on the tailgates of station wagons, guzzling pink Bali Hai wine. There were beautiful girls and dudes with long hair. Pot smoke was everywhere, a strange, alien aroma that smelled of illegality to a young kid like me. As Jimi Hendrix and Grace Slick wailed from the car radios, Tom and I left the bus and started walking.

Gray-haired local ladies at tables waited along the roadside, handing out free lemonade to us. Everybody was grateful; it was a hot day. Other than the hippies’ little kids, who we saw later in the treehouse groves, Tom and I were the youngest people there: two sixteen-year-old boys with backpacks filled with Pop Tarts our moms had packed. Along with sleeping bags, soap, and a few bucks to spend from our after-school jobs, Tommy Burke and I had ridden from Arlington, VA to upstate New York that day, and we had just arrived at Woodstock.

We were too young to be there by ourselves, but we were there anyway.

It was Friday, August 15, 1969. About 10 pm. We’d walked for eight hours to get to these gates. Nobody asked for our tickets, because nobody from the festival was there. They’d given up and just opened the gates.

Feeling the mist on my face as I followed the crowd, I became aware of distant music. Tom and I finally crested the ridge and beheld a vast natural bowl, filled with what turned about to be 400,000 people. Far down at the bowl’s bottom, a tiny pink light shone faintly. It took me a moment to realize that it was the giant main stage, so far away it was. Sitar music wafted up clearly. Turned out to be Ravi Shankar, who eventually became one of my musical heroes. Back then I didn’t know who he was, all I knew was that as the breeze surged from below and then waned, his wondrous music grew louder, then softer, then louder again.

The crowed was shrouded in darkness. Only flames flickered here and there from cigarette lighters.

In need of sleep we found a spot beneath a swaying banner in an out of the way spot on the ridge and ate our Pop Tarts, which by now were crushed to fragments. They were tasty anyway, though, but in the morning we knew we’d need to find some real food. In my sleeping bag, I could hear the music still surging. It was a woman’s voice. We talked a little about how amazing it was that we’d both gotten here and that the Woodstock Music and Art Fair was going to be very cool, and then fell asleep.

Nobody knew what this weekend would turn out to be. Least of all our long-suffering parents at home, reading front page news in horror about rain and muddy drug overdoses. They were wishing they hadn’t let us go, they confessed later—at least mine did–and since cellphones didn’t exist in 1969, they wouldn’t hear from us until we called from the bus station, back home in Virginia four days later. “Hey Mom, Dad. I’m back. Can you come pick me up?”

Quite the four days. More in the next episode.

Tom Burke and John Bodkin, circa 1969

 

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NEW RELEASE! ODIN AND THOR: Norse Myths Told Live by Odds Bodkin

NEW RELEASE! ODIN AND THOR: Norse Myths Told Live by Odds Bodkin

Get ready for two GIANT Norse myths–a full 80-minute show captured live at Grendel’s Den on Harvard Square–told with stunning music by master storyteller Odds Bodkin. The audience was brilliant that night. They even learned and sang an original song in one of the tales!

THOR’S JOURNEY TO UTGARD and THE MEAD OF POETRY pulse with humor, wickedness, murder and magic. After all, they’re Viking tales. Odds’ character voices for gods and giants leap to life in a bed of 12-string guitar music and vocal sound effects. Two new movies for the mind’s eye.

A great holiday gift for the myth lover in your family! Safe for kids ten and up.

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My Lazarus Guitar

My Lazarus Guitar

I own a Ro Ho custom-built jumbo 12-string guitar. Had it almost 35 years. I’ve had plenty of Taylor 12-strings and all have bitten the dust except for one. I’ve had Guilds and Martins, too, but the brand didn’t matter. The huge tension of twelve steel strings on their necks proved too much for all of them. But this old Ron Ho, it’s been through a thousand venues, decades of service, and never once failed me.

So you can imagine how I felt when, after a flight back from Boulder, I discovered that its neck had snapped at the

headstock, even though I’d loosened the strings as always. Frankly, I was devastated and fell into a mild depression. Or at least a guitar depression, if that makes sense. In order to do shows, I had to rely on an Alvarez 12. No fun at all. No resonance, no bass, no crispness. This went on for a while until I said to myself, “I can’t stand this. Bodkin, you’ll never have another guitar like this. Why not try to fix it?”

I took wood glue and watered it down to a runny liquid, and slowly dripped it in between the sharp shattered needles of wood after prying it open a little, letting the waterish glue soak into the injured places for a couple of hours, then I topped it off with thicker glue. Thinking, “Well, this will either work or it won’t,” I tightened three wood clamps onto the neck and head just so and left the poor thing standing there in the kitchen for a few days, dreading the test.

The thing I’d always loved about this guitar was its action—that is, how low the strings sit above the fret board. It had always felt like butter, even at the 12th position. For a 12-string, which is hard enough to bear down on in the playing, that’s heaven. Even a riser made of one thin sheet of paper inserted or removed under the bridge can make a huge difference.

Anyway, the test. That’s when you put on fresh strings, tighten them to pitch and then play, listening for buzzes and intonation problems. It’s nerve-wracking, because if it’s too low, it will buzz somewhere, and if it’s too high, you have to take off all twelve strings and make adjustments, then tighten them all again for another test.

As I put on the strings, I could see the scar on the neck. A thin crack, filled with dark. Still, they say wood glue is tougher than the wood around it, so I strung it and gingerly tuned it to the open E flat I usually play in, expecting the neck to explode off any second. I did all this at arm’s length. 12-string necks experience 400 pounds of tension.

So imagine my relief when it held. It felt and played just the way it always had. Same resonant boom. Same super-low action. It really was as if nothing had happened. Truly, it had come back from the dead. My Lazarus guitar.

This was about ten years ago now, and it still lives

 

The Fun of Composing New Music

The Fun of Composing New Music

I work with two 12-string guitars, a Taylor and a hand-built Ro Ho custom. This week I’m preparing my musical scores for two Viking tales for Saturday’s show. Ever since I began performing these stories for adult audiences about six years ago, each season I return to the music afresh. Earlier this year, at a show down in Cambridge, I debuted a beautiful, relaxing theme that solved a musical puzzle I’d been struggling with for decades. The tale is THOR’S JOURNEY TO UTGARD. Much of the music conveys action or an impending strange fate, but moments do arrive where the feeling “all is well” needs to be expressed.

I finally found it. It makes me happy to play it when, at the story’s end, Thor and Loki realize that they scared the Frost Giants of Utgard quite handily, but had no idea they’d done so. They’d been fooled by Frost Giant magic ever since they’d arrived in Jotunheim.

If you’re at the show, you’ll know exactly what music I’m talking about.

Hope to see you there!

Odds Bodkin

ODIN AND THOR BATTLE THE FROST GIANTS

Adult Storytelling with Music

Saturday Sept. 24, 2022 at 7 pm (doors open)

Nova Arts, 48 Emerald Street, Keene NH

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Thor Defeated. Is That a Real Norse Myth? Yes, It Is.

Thor defeated. Is that a real Norse Myth? Yes, it is.

Thor the God of Thunder is known as a giant killer. Across the Norse mythos, in many tales, his hammer Mjolnir sends Frost Giants to their graves.

So what is this? You mean Thor is defeated? Well, no, but he is outwitted thoroughly, along with Loki, in the hall of the Frost Giant king.

To find out how, come join me Saturday night, Sept. 24th, at Nova Arts in Keene, NH. The show is at 8 pm. I’ll have my two 12-string guitars and Celtic harp for this 90-minute performance. Character voices. Sound effects. Narrative. Full musical scores for the tales. Plus amazing visuals, lore and plenty of humor.

Grab dinner, enjoy some wine, and sit back for some adult storytelling.

 

ODDS BODKIN

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ODIN AND THOR BATTLE THE FROST GIANTS

SEPT. 24TH at 8 pm

Nova Arts

48 Emerald Street

Keene, NH

Tickets: $25

https://www.novaarts.org/events/oddsbodkin924